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" 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves, Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!' "
'The Jabberwocky' by Lewis Carroll

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  Hey! Don't be so serious! This is supposed to be fun! It is called ‘recreational’ diving, y'know!
    We may invoke the wrath of the scuba-diving community, but What the Heck! We intend to enjoy ourselves with a little irreverant (and perhaps, irrelevant) jocularity.
This doesn't mean we will allow ourselves to behave unsafely. Scuba diving has certain risks over which we must stay vigilant, but we are capable of being careful and having a giggle at the same time — How 'bout you ?

For YSs (Young Studs), we have a proven set of Pick-up Lines you may wish to study;
For the reader (armchair diver!), we recommend two collections of the “Sherman's Lagoon” cartoon strip, the carryings-on of a happy-go-lucky shark and his fishy friends;
And, some silly stories we have picked up around, duly converted to saltwater or freshwater, as the case may be!
In addition, scattered around “scuba, scuba”, you will find some marginal offerings by Marginal Martin.

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'' I find humor in everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at! ''

- Marginal Martin 2001.
ONE REASON WHY SCUBA DIVING IS BETTER THAN SEX----
  No embarrassing moments when getting film developed!

- Marginal Martin 2000.
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