Can you imagine the twonks that use these lines?!
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Most of these lines could be used by women, too, but a few are strictly for the male of the species. Are there any pick-up lines out there for female use only?
1. Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I swim back and forth a few more times?
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2. I'm a Bar Jack and I want to make a Damsel Grunt with my Blue Tang — can you Rock, Beauty?
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3. I'm looking for a French Angel with large gills, and I think I've found her — are you French?
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4. Do you have change for the 'phone? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl (man) of my dreams.
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5. I can't find my pet crab – can you help me find him? I think he went down to the deserted end of the beach.
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6. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaica me crazy.
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7. I like to maintain my own equipment — you look like someone I'd like to "tinker" around with.
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8. I'm new at the resort — could you give me directions to your room?
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9. I think there's something wrong with my regulator. Could you hold the first stage while I check out the second stage?
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10. Please excuse my panting - I am out of air, because you take my breath away. (Sent in by Michael Miller.)
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11. Excuse me, I'm lost. May I go home with you?
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12. Is the sun in your eyes, or did you just smile at me?
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13. ?? Awaits your submission . . .
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