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A Marginal Reply:
'' Does your regulator keep falling out every time you forget to put your dentures in?''
- Marginal Martin 1999.
Another Marginal Reply:
'' I'd better wear my mask - everything looks bigger through a mask!''
- Marginal Martin 1999.

  Can you imagine the twonks that use these lines?!
    Learn them! They may come in handy – if you're really desperate! e-Mail us your 'favorite'!
Most of these lines could be used by women, too, but a few are strictly for the male of the species. Are there any pick-up lines out there for female use only?


1. Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I swim back and forth a few more times?

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2. I'm a Bar Jack and I want to make a Damsel Grunt with my Blue Tang — can you Rock, Beauty?

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3. I'm looking for a French Angel with large gills, and I think I've found her — are you French?

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4. Do you have change for the 'phone?  My mother told me to call home when I met the girl (man) of my dreams.

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5. I can't find my pet crab – can you help me find him? I think he went down to the deserted end of the beach.

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6. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaica me crazy.

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7. I like to maintain my own equipment — you look like someone I'd like to "tinker" around with.

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8. I'm new at the resort — could you give me directions to your room?

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9. I think there's something wrong with my regulator. Could you hold the first stage while I check out the second stage?

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10. Please excuse my panting - I am out of air, because you take my breath away. (Sent in by Michael Miller.)

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11. Excuse me, I'm lost. May I go home with you?

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12. Is the sun in your eyes, or did you just smile at me?

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13. ?? Awaits your submission . . .

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