Dive Buddies and a Rescue Diver

Dive Buddies
Bill and Harry had been dive buddies since college. Almost every weekend, they went diving, summer and winter, drysuit or shorty. On one rare occasion, Bill invited Harry to his home for dinner. (Bill was married, Harry was not.)

During dinner, Harry noticed that every time Bill spoke to his wife he used very loving terms — Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, and so on.

It was when Bill’s wife was clearing away the dishes and carried them to the kitchen that Harry remarked, “That is really nice — after all these years that you’ve been married, you still keep calling your wife all those pet names.”

Bill looked round quickly and whispered, “To tell you the truth, Harry, I forgot her name years ago.”

Rescue Diver
Rescue Diver – Question 1. You are in a diveboat and one of the divers, an attorney, falls in the sea. What do you throw him for him to hold onto?

An anvil!